levis-short-ass:

driftingsparrow:

annalikesjeansfruit:

prettypencils:

kirschtein-relatable:

levis-short-ass:

if you don’t like armin arlert we can’t be friends

same with mikasa ackerman tbh

and eren jaeger

and if you think jean is still an asshole fuck you

Marco is only half the man he used to be

that was unnecessary 

  • baby: a- a- a-
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: a- aaa- al-
  • parents: apple?? air??
  • baby: a- al- al-
  • baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

thingsamylikes:

Every conversation with my mother EVER.

barfpop:

when will my reflection show who i truly am inside

barfpop:

when will my reflection show who i truly am inside

headbutting:

I’m so

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you’re so

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baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

so-pleasantly-strange:

acid-anarchism:

ny007ny:

Instead of killing an unwanted  tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.

woah

#HOW FUCKING COOL IS THIS THING#IT’S ALL LIKE#’GGRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWW’#AND THE TREE IS ALL LIKE#’WHOOP!’#AND IT’S ALL LIKE SHIT YEAH GOT A TREE#this could also be used for murder.
thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

josheeta:

hate-the-endings:

josheeta:

CATCHING FIRE WAS MY FAVORITE BOOK

IM SO EXCITED

GALE GETTING PREGNANT 

KATNISS DYING

PEETA BECOMING THE PRESIDENT

SNOW GIVING BIRTH

PRIM DATING WITH 2 BOYS AT THE SAME TIME

RUE IS A ZOMBIE

CINNA GOES TO FASHION WEEK

EFFIE WORKS AT A CIRCUS

OMG! DISTRIC 14!!

Please tag your posts as spoilers so nobody’s experience reading the novel or watching the film will be ruined. Thank you.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

ktabeau:

Am I doing this right