fuchsiacladbastard:

Plot twist: Lady Stoneheart, Arianne Martell, Val, and Jeyne Westerling take the iron throne and form a matriarchal democracy and d&d don’t know what to do

davedash:

avatarwithconverse:

SHE WAS FUCKING FOURTEEN

Gotta love Azula.

killofthenightvale;
oOoOoOoh do you have any Wolfstar ideas about James setting them up?

queerminho:

sooooOOOOooOOOoOO many

  • James realizing in fourth year that Sirius never talks about girls or about anyone really and he kinda asks Sirius about it and Sirius just shrugs 
  • James asking Remus why he was with Lily all the time and getting jealous and Remus is just laughing like “trust me she’s not my type” and james is just like “what’s that supposed to mean????” 
  • James going to Peter about this and Peter just rolls his eyes like “jfc they’re queer okay how thick can you be”
  • James trying to process this new information and trying to set them up like leaving them alone in the room or suggesting that Remus should tutor Sirius in Charms and leaving them alone or sending Remus chocolate with a card signed with Sirius’ name
  • James, after making sure Remus is okay in the hospital, leaves with Peter so that Sirius is alone with him after the full moon
  • James insisting that he and Peter partner up for Potions so that leaves Remus and Sirius together and he’s just smiling like an idiot as Remus and Sirius sit super close together, Sirius guiding Remus with how to stir the potion correctly,  Remus wiping a stain off Sirius’ shirt even when he can totally just use magic and james is just there like i am such a genius this is totally working i am so good at this oh they owe me big time
  • James walking into the dormitory to find Remus sitting between Sirius’ legs, lying back against his chest, asleep, as  Sirius reads and James is like so fucking ecstatic like “JFC CONGRATS YOU GUYS I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T TAKE THAT LONG OMG SO HOW DID YOU GUYS REALIZE YOU HAD TOTAL HARD ONS FOR EACH OTHER YOU KNOW THIS IS MY DOING I’VE BEEN HELPING YOU GUYS GET TOGETHER FOR LIKE A MONTH NOW THANK ME, PADFOOT” and sirius just stares at him like “james we’ve been shagging for like half a year now but yeah thanks for letting us use the dormitory for a month and those chocolates were fantastic too but if you don’t mind, please stop screaming my boyfriend is trying to sleep”
  • James doesn’t talk to them for a week
awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

m-helloworld:

If anybody ever makes you feel bad about fan fiction remind them that Wicked is basically a Wizard of Oz college AU and it’s a best selling novel and one of the most popular musicals on Broadway

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

sageofbacon:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL

sageofbacon:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL

matociquala:

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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The street finds its own uses.

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

thesoulofbreath:

mellrak:

fabercastiel:

carowantsamonkey:

countchedulaxvii:

I wonder how people who think people can “turn gay” visualize someone actually turning gay

Like if you’re bitten by a gay man during the full moon, you’ll turn gay

Weregays

dancing in the moonlight

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what are they even doing?

They’re turning gay

misha is our leader 

hi:

THOSE LITTLE MOMENTS IN BOOKS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING, LIKE YOU SMILE OR KINDA GET SAD AND JUST REALLY FORGET YOURE READING SOMETHING MY FAVOURITE

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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